{"product_id":"damned","title":"Damned","description":"\u003cp\u003e“As gleefully, vividly, hilariously obscene as you'd expect. . . . Irreverent and hugely entertaining.\" —NPR \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e From the bestselling author of Fight Club comes a dark and brilliant satire about adolescence, Hell, and the Devil.   \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Madison is the thirteen-year-old daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire. Abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas, she dies over the holiday, presumably of a marijuana overdose. The last thing she remembers is getting into a town car and falling asleep. Then she's waking up in Hell. Literally. Madison soon finds that she shares a cell with a motley crew of young sinners: a cheerleader, a jock, a nerd, and a punk rocker, united by their doomed fate, like an afterschool detention for the damned. Together they form an odd coalition and march across the unspeakable landscape of Hell--full of used diapers, dandruff, WiFi blackout spots, evil historical figures, and one horrific call center--to confront the Devil himself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OUATB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48131084026111,"sku":"*R0050712*","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0487\/5550\/7364\/files\/12505683482297.jpg?v=1770017638","url":"https:\/\/shop.onceuponatimebooks.com\/products\/damned","provider":"Once Upon a Time Books AR","version":"1.0","type":"link"}