{"product_id":"seven-year-itch","title":"Seven Year Itch","description":"\"Deliciously funny and spicy.\" -Elsie Silver, New York Times bestselling author\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Alone and Looking to Bone! Loudmouthed Mountain Man Seeks Fiery Woman to Grow Old With.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e I might look like a tall, tattooed, bearded neanderthal...but like an onion, I have layers. Swipe right if you like a proud cat daddy who catches feelings after direct eye contact.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e All I wanted was a casual plus-one to my brother's destination wedding, but those idiots on my family tree hacked my dating profile and sabotaged my quest for the perfect weekend fling. Now I'm stuck on a tropical vacation with only my hand to keep me company.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Until I'm forced to share a room with the bane of my existence: my sister-in-law's best friend.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Dakota has hated me for the past seven years. I wasn't losing much sleep over her screaming rants because she was some other guy's problem. Or she was, until she got divorced.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Being stuck in paradise with a woman who loathes your very existence doesn't sound hot, but after an unexpected moment in our shared palapa, she starts screaming at me in a different way.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e What happens in paradise stays in paradise. That is, until Dakota shows up on my mountain with a proposition: be her wingman to help her regain her pre-divorce confidence.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Suddenly, Dakota's not just the person I love to fight with. She's the woman I want everything with. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Perfect for fans of:\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eEnemies to Lovers\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSmall Town Romance \/ Vacation Romances\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eQuirky Animals\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMeddling family\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMeghan Quinn and Tessa Bailey\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"OUATB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48093019734271,"sku":"*R0048895*","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0487\/5550\/7364\/files\/9157353482663.jpg?v=1769190293","url":"https:\/\/shop.onceuponatimebooks.com\/products\/seven-year-itch","provider":"Once Upon a Time Books AR","version":"1.0","type":"link"}