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The Hostile Hospital: Book the Eighth (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

The Hostile Hospital: Book the Eighth (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

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Binding:
paperback
Publisher:
Scholastic
Condition:
Good - Used
Category:
Middle Grade
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Dear Reader,

Before you throw this awful book to the ground and run as far away from it as possible, you should probably know why. This book is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful books in the world.

There are many pleasant things to read about, but this book contains none of them. Within the pages are such burdensome details as a suspicious shopkeeper, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped ballons, and some very startling news about a fire. Clearly you do not want to read about such things. I have sworn to research this story, and to write it down as best I can, so I should know that this book is something best left on the ground, where you undoubtedly found it.

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
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